non-denominational religious joke
3 religious leaders (of any faith or denomination, changeable to suit local prejudice) are talking about how much money one should give to their respective religious organization.
The first one says, "I draw a circle on the ground, throw money in the air, and whatever lands in the circle, I give to charity."
The second one says, "I draw a circle on the ground, throw money in the air, and whatever lands outside the circle, I give to charity."
The third one says, "I draw a circle on the ground, throw money in the air, and whatever the Creator wants, he keeps."
badump-bump.
The first one says, "I draw a circle on the ground, throw money in the air, and whatever lands in the circle, I give to charity."
The second one says, "I draw a circle on the ground, throw money in the air, and whatever lands outside the circle, I give to charity."
The third one says, "I draw a circle on the ground, throw money in the air, and whatever the Creator wants, he keeps."
badump-bump.
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